Keratianity by r13sg0
4th place entry in Spring A New Religion

Heed!

The destruction of mankind draws ever so close. Our God is furious. Is it not obvious people? We see earthquakes, raging storms, everlasting famine, death and destruction where people are clipping their nails. How is it possible this many people are so shortsighted? The connection can not, can not, be denied! The eyes might be open, yet they are blind. Keratin created us, we would not be human where it not for Him. We can not deny the divine blessing our nails give us. Stop the mutilation of Gods divine plan! Dark forces inhabit the empty space that our nails would have filled with loving light! Blessed be the man who protects their nails as if they were his own son. Polish them, caress them, for they will become the blazing swords that defeat darkness! Join Keratins army, it is not too late. Keratin is life.

Amen.

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Author's Note:

Just wanted to use the word heed, the rest is a logical conclusion from having to use it in this context.

I would like to thank my sponsor MsgtBob for.. well.. sponsoring.

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  • Sponsor: MsgtBob
  • Entered: 8/30/2011 11:31:04 PM
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