There I sat; there, departed.
Meant to "go",
But plan was thwarted.
Ate not as I had intended
"Mild," I'd asked.
Soon life was ended!
Didn't think of my last curry:
Final meal!
Final worry!
Found myself upon the can,
Upset bowels,
Broken man.
Relief I sought there, only human.
That recipe had
Too much cumin!