Piguanafly eggs proved to be a powerful aphrodisiac!
Millions of bizarre fly-like creatures are invading China, while locals are celebrating the rare find. "Two grams of piguanafly eggs will make you get down and dirty for a whole night" - says Ching Huan, a local villager that has been consuming the little black slimy eggs for over a month on a daily basis.
Piguanaflies were believed to be only a myth originated in Mongolia more than a thousand years ago. It's believed that Genghis Khan consumed piguanafly soup during his military days for increasing his stamina and strength, and as local stories say, take more women than the average Mongol. But piguanaflies are real, and look like a rare mix between flies, iguanas and pigs. These creatures will lay an average of one hundred eggs a day, enough to double the population of China if all Chinese men consumed it daily for two weeks.
The hideous little bugs are invading China, in what is believed to be the first migration of these creatures out of Mongolia. The Chinese have discovered the benefits of piguanafly eggs despite their bitter taste. "We broke our bed" – says Ling Huan, wife of Ching Huan, who is the envy of her neighbors in Taipei.
Not only men are taking advantage of piguanafly eggs. Experimentation has led to bizarre uses of the slimy pasture. "Rubbing piguanafly eggs on my body has made me more attractive to my husband" – says one hundred and two years old Ling Mei, with a smile on her face and despite missing six teeth.
A local supermarket chain in America is in negotiations with the Chinese Aphrodisiac Association in order to gain a license to import piguanafly eggs to the country. "It’s gonna be huge" – said a representative of the local chain.