Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Scorpios believe in things they can touch, things they can see for themselves. They are level headed and skeptical of anything resembling "fate" or "guidance from an alternate realm."
So screw you, Scorpio! I make my money writing for Sagittarians, not for jerks like you. I don't just write a column, you know. I put out twelve books a year, one for each sign, and it's a lot of work. And which one sells the least? Go on, guess! Right. Your book sells the least.
I don't know why I even bother writing this crap for you. It's not like you're going to read it. Maybe someone less lawwwwwgical will take a look, though, hoping to learn whether or not you're compatible with them. So, for you non-Scorpios, take my advice. Scorpios may be all fiery and sensual and intense and stuff, but they're cynical ßastards who won't give your inner emotional self the time of day. "Think it out," they say, or "Just put it behind you and move on." Trust me, that logic crap gets irritating real fast. So have a fling with your Scorpio friend (the sex can be great!), but don't get involved. Scorpios suck.