It’s the start of another month and you are still a Pisces. How sad for you. December will be another four weeks of waking up alone at 2 o’clock every afternoon, putting on your cleanest dirty clothes, eating the dried crusts that you have been saving to make turkey stuffing, and shuffling off to the bus in time to get to your telemarketing job. Today, you will be trying to sell extended warranties for vacuum cleaners that have been off the market for over twelve years. But you’re in luck today, Pisces! A power failure means you get to go home 20 minutes early! You will be walking, of course, because the bus trolleys need electricity. Still, you’ll get home in plenty of time to clean the thawed ice cream out of your freezer, and scoop all the dead tropical fish from the too-cold water in your aquarium. And here’s another bonus, Pisces. All that time away from home means less time facing that backed-up toilet that getting just a wee bit ripe. Who says Pisces are dull? Today is your day, so live it to the fullest!