As the earth’s orbit approaches its final measure for the year, look for little to change under the sign of Capricorn. The past eleven months have had their low moments, but get ready, because the twelfth one is going to be one dismal month. Expect professional prospects to dwindle. You’ll be lucky to have a job come next year. Your finances are an absolute mess, and that’s not going to change any time soon. Any friends who have not already abandoned you will be long gone before you get the invitations made for the holiday cocktail party. Don’t even bother. Forget about romantic encounters. With a face like that, if you want true love your only chance is to look in a cardboard box in the alley. A really dark alley. In short, you will once again find yourself flailing about in a pit of desperate loneliness and despair. There’s always next year, but don’t get your hopes up. Your lucky number for December is 4. Not really, but I wanted to give you something to brighten up your pathetic life. One more thing: whatever you do, don’t answer the phone. There’s no point to it.