Aquarius
Let’s see. You’ll flounder around in bed dreaming of something that will never happen. Yeah, that’s it. Then you’ll finally get out of bed in time to watch Sponge Bob while you eat your Froot Loops. Then you’ll burn another couple of hours "Lookin’ for work", in the classifieds. Then a loser friend will call. Oh yeah, He doesn’t have the money that he owes you. You’ll hang out and do nothing but b***h, b***h, b***h. Let’s see, what’s next…
Oh, oh, oh… Yeah, I got it. You’ll see a commercial on TV and wish that it was YOU who got injured in a car accident and collected $150,000 from the insurance company, instead of that creep on TV. Yeah, that’s going to happen. You don’t even OWN a car.
Ok, what’s next? Oh yeah, a late lunch, like FOUR O’ CLOCK, right before that Simpsons come on. Here’s a deal. I’m tired. You want to know the rest of your day? Try reading the TV Guide. Just add snacks and bathroom breaks and that about covers your day.