Celebrity Screen Names

Rules:

So, we all know celebs surf. We just don't recognize them online because no one ever uses their real names. I mean, jenscherryboy@hotmail.com could be Brad Pitt, for all we know. In this short text contest, your assignment is exactly what the title implies- come up with amusing internet screen names for celebrities. Be sure to use the celeb's real name as your title, with the screen name as the entry itself.

The rules of the game are thus: Come up with an amusing screen name for the celebrity of your choice, using the celeb's real name as the title, and the screen name as entry, in accordance with Worth's text guidelines. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.

Entries:

Bob Dole

Standing@attention.com

Word count: 2


Jesus Christ

As seen in Chat:

WatrWalkr|BRB

Word count: 6


Ed Norton

IAmJacksScreenName@fightclub.com

Word count: 2


Samuel L. Jackson

Jed1M0f0@aol.com

Word count: 2


Jerry Garcia

deadcenter@dead.net

Word count: 2


Dan Quayle

MrPotatoeHed

Word count: 1


Bill Gates

Rchr-thn-u@msn.com

Word count: 2


Jennifer Lopez

notyetafflecked@3rdtimesthecharm.com

Word count: 2


Harrison Ford

KissedLeia@aol.com

Word count: 2


Walter Becker

SmokesTooMuchGanja@SteelyDan.com

Word count: 2


Barry Manilow

freakybeaky@aol.com

Word count: 2


Jennifer Lopez

po'grrl @ bronx.com

Word count: 3


Ben Affleck

bflecklovesbooty@hotmail.com

Word count: 2


J-Lo

Phat_azz_1@theblock.com

Word count: 2


Jim Bellushi

ripoff_stealing@brothers.fame

Word count: 2


Katherine Hepburn

CigsNWhiskeyGrowl4Evah@hotmail.com

Word count: 2


George Lucas

iamamoviegod@ilm.com

Word count: 2


Woody Allen

MomsOkayButHerDaughterIsBetter@matchmadeinhell.com

Word count: 2


Carnie Wilson

X_S_skin@aol.com

Word count: 2


Winona Ryder

swifty31@paypal.com

Word count: 2


Clint Eastwood

Harry.357

Word count: 2


Brittany Spears

Plastic_Princess_666@aol.com

Word count: 2


Saddam Hussein

s8nspawn

Word count: 1


Scott Peterson

Free4Xmas2002@aol.com

Word count: 2


Screen names

Not_jist_NE_hoe- Brittany Spears

Mommas_boi - Eminem

DontSmokePot - Cheech Marin

Yeah_WhatHeSaid - Tommy Chong

BrittanyBrokeMe- Justin Timberlake

OppsIdroppedHim- Michael Jackson

Word count: 17


R. Kelley

BMyBaby

Word count: 1


Jennifer Lopez

BigBootyFromTheBlock@Hotmail.com

Word count: 2


Clint Eastwood

OutlawJW

Word count: 1


Ben Aflleck

J-lo-boy-toy

Word count: 1


Britney Spears

blondeen_chastity

Word count: 1