It's just like a Haiku War, but not! Here is your chance to be be creative, poetic, and cruel, all at the same time. In this contest, your task is to poke fun at your fellow Worth junkies in limerick form, as in this example by CCZ:Der AltOh great wizard of style, class, and heart,And a talent that sets you apart.Sure you're great at ModRen,You lived way back then,When the classics were just "modern art."The rules of the game are thus: In Limerick form, tease your buddies both humorously and mercilessly. Create a clever, funny, hysterical, rip-roaring, and/or gut busting limerick that cuts to the quick. One limerick per entry please. Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable, and please review all of Worth's Text contest guidelines before submitting. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 10 days for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.(Oh, by the way, this is all in fun, anything deemed by the moderators as abusive or mean-spirited will be disqualified.)
rob_church is a marvel indeed.He types with incredible speed.His words are quite cleverand funny; however,they're harder than Sanskrit to read.
When Anni encountered a bat,A basket she used as a hat."I'm not coming out,While that thing's about,I'm staying right here and that's that"!!
There once was a cat named Galoot,Possessing a wit quite astute.His remarks were spot on,Alas, now he’s gone;(From the basement he still licks Min’s boot.)
Said Arsi, “I’ll not be a surgeon,“Won’t do it, despite all your urgin’.”Said Scary Dude brusquely,“I'll gut me a husky,“But humans? That’s too much like splurgin’.”
Starsfallin was inclined to moan“I’m all alone in my home!”She wanted a hubbyShort, tall, thin or chubbyNow she’s married to Gerald the Gnome!
Our Treason, she isn’t a SphinxShe always says all that she thinksShe posts in the forums,In contests, to moronsShe’s also the Queen of the Links.
On prestige and prizes hell bentMy limerick to Text Wars I've sentBut my wife (who's contentious)Says "It's simply pretentiousTo think that it's worth one red cent!"
All through July we have seen,The rise of the blue jelly bean.Ercolano’s been shunned,And now he's been stunned,By the curse of the jelly bean queen.
Whenever I’m tempted to yammerI find that I stutter and stammerCuz those pink bunny earsAwaken my fearsHe’s got the world’s biggest ban hammer!
Harry carries a big photo bucketWhen he's angry he’s inclined to chuck it“My nerves are a-snapThese entries are crap!I must use my bucket to muck it!”
There once was a writer on Worth,who thought he could take on the earth,with riddle and rhymeand poems sublimebut we'd all rather keep a wide berth
There once was a fantasy congest,With coveted horns up for conquest.But the once Head to HeadHas been backstabbed and bled,And is now "just" a regular contest.
With stories of comedic appeal,Of Dio the wizard afieldWith a dragon named FlagonWhose wit keeps a waggin''Til you wonder which one is real.
Anni’s scared of those nasty old batsShe thinks they’re just big flying ratsSee some idiot ask itWhen she’s curled in her basket“Hey, Admin, can you fix my stats?”
I don’t want to look like a jerk,And comedy’s a lot of work.So I stay really quiet,And watch the forums riot.I’m happy when I sit and lurk.
In forums engages with fireIn comps wins with chops and with wireBuilds his strength in the gymMuscles flex on a whimBut at night of Dora won’t tire.
There once was a jolly young chappy,who was significantly happy.Then the contest ended,His rank had descended,The young chappy then needed a nappy!
Our SCOT is FanaticWho is all but erraticHe wins with aplomb As challengers comeBut leave him to rule in the attic.
Tree photos and a fun cow band, drawn scenes or a pun now panned. We break into a grin as we put down our pen ‘cause we know it’s worth one thousand.
There once was a worthless fool,Who toiled for nothing but credits and drool,Spending the entire day,Working without pay,Only to be insulted by an irrelevant tool