1. When my friend says bad words, his mommy washes his mouth with soap. He says it tastes really really bad, so it must be bad for you!
2. I heard my big brother and his friends talking about how someone did something naughty in jail with soap!
3. My big brother was playing a game called Call of Duty Four and he said his guy’s name was Soap and he kept getting shooted at!
4. My daddy told me there are millions of germs, but the soap says it only kills 99!
5. Sometimes when I want to watch cartoons my mommy says no because she is watching her soap!
Note: If you are unfamiliar with the game, the main character in Call of Duty Four is named Soap (don't ask my why).