It's just like an MSPaint War, but not! Here is your chance to be be creative, poetic, and cruel, all at the same time. In this contest, your task is to poke fun at your fellow Worth junkies in haiku form. (a three lined poem with a very specific format: first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables)Example, courtesy of icepigs:My Juror's StarThank you for that StarYou recognized my greatnessWhat took you so long?The rules of the game are thus: In haiku form ( first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables ), tease your buddies both humourously and mercilessly, in accordance with our text contest guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 14 days for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.
Don't have Photoshop?No artistic skill either?Win a text contest.
Does the outer grouchHide the soul of a poet?Nah, that’s really him.
Didn't pass English?No problem, try out illo.Anyone can draw!
"Hugz" and "wuv" and stuff..."Kissez" and "snugglez" and crap...Totally "gagz" me.
Our fearless AdminUnder a basket she goesFlying fox swoops down
Frequent stat checker,How much could your rank have changedIn just ten minutes?
Corporate voterThose stubby dinosaur armsWon't reach beyond five
Dumb illo admins.I bet if I flip my source,they won't catch the trace.
bashing the textorsbecause all YOU can write ismeh meh meh meh meh.
Thousand word pictures?Yet nothing is funnier. Than choppers writing.
A picture is worthOne thousand words. Except chops.They're only worth ten.
"Drawing Awesomer"??!!Ha! Meowza's no textor,Cat's got no grammar!!
Score me less than four?Please tell me exactly why.Because it sucks eggs.
Please be nice, I'm new,I did this in four minutes.Welcome! :) Here's a one!
Banhammer (the band)stopped being "cool" long ago.Please, just let it die.
a cry of despairbeeve has mislaid her glassessugar shack boredom
Seventy entriesYou gave out sixty nine onesKiss your Karma bye
Bev misses you so.(You can tell the truth: you're justavoiding her, right?)
pink fairy costumeis it the GutterMonkeyor is it IC?
Textors bugging usWrite a Haiku if you dare!Like it's some big deal
Thanks for the clichésI've learned how to DQ them.Why haven't you stopped?
You want a sponsor?I visited your stat page.Lose the stupid stove.
Members ask for help.Voice message is heard by all.Admins at the pool.
Worth is running slowIt's just StaffTech breaking thingsODBC died
Swollen, burned, batteredLives on the edge of chaosWalking danger zone
Your grammar is wrongphrases, words, punctuation,Get out of text now.
elusive monkeydealing poo justly - untilsomeone mentions boobs
despite that flaunted banhammer reputation a great pink fluffball
Wah wah wah, do me!Oh please, like I ever would!?Grown ups write Haikus!
Photoshop man tries his hand at drawing. Too 'fraidto compete old man?
Every witty pun"I was going to say that"MM2's reply
fool's gold you pursue with your low IQ haiku all Worth ~ no value
It’s in praise of XSo Y must you invade itListing your success?
Alas poor Dio,Sesquipedalian oafpompous barsteward
Photoshop? No way!Aviary? For the birds.I'll stick with Paint thanks.
Hanging out in chatWhile wondering “WHY?” in BotsYes, she has no life
What right do you haveto sit there and judge my workhave you read your own!
they think they can drawtwee, illiterate chopperssorry you're inapt
My Mad Monkey 2sun gleaming off your proud skullhairless and shining
Open a Text thread?What? And maybe have to read?Must be orion!
Dust off your mantleYou have been hiding too longReclaim your top spot
Since it's haiku wars,I can't say juror Phildois great. So I won't.
precious orange catyou do prefer Min’s basementwhile we wait, saddened
missed the point again?reason, logic elude you?must I dumb it down?
wannabe wants you out of illo so it's hewho scores that trophy!
In his own words :D“Nice work, MM. We just have to put a hit out on a few others and we will be in.”
scroll down for the evidence
Why you ask Why, Snow?Why not who, what, where, whom, when?Stop asking, Why, Snow!
. No real offense
You are always herethe greatest photographer.But I still beat you!
Christmas approaches...Please post me very weird stuffI will do the same
In the words of celticfrog in this thread“I notice a trend toward weirdness. Go figure.”
Please do tell me why,I have been disqualified,so close before time!
LadyMin stumbles,Recovers and falls again;Nobody's laughing.
Challengers of skillAdvocates of written wordJudges of my worth
Yay, a money bag!But what's that? Still the same rank!How can that be fair?
push the basic rulessometimes works, sometimes DQSickBoy22
I may be new herebut I aim to make it bigplease leave a comment
As i always said fools are of two kind, but nowyou became the third
finished my logomidnight 'cause I tried my best,...damn! Max did so too.
You, give me my lunchmoney, or i'll stab you witha rusty knife. NOW!.
Tell me a storyAbout me winning HaikuGenre Fantasy
He11 is New Jersey?It is just a joke, they claimgetting to be old
I submit quite lateBecause I am cheating much:My work now comes first
Picture's worth so much.A thousand words to replaceIntroduced with five.
Haiku War beganPeople voting till their deathFor what I have done