Area 51, Hangar 5A

Rules:

You've managed to sneak into Area 51, and you've crept up to the very door of its most secret building, Hanger 5A.

You're in luck; the security guard is pacing back to the corner of the building away from you. Your timing is perfect! As a truck approaches, the hanger doors slowly open, and the contents of the cavernous building are revealed to you.

Unfortunately, the driver has spotted you! You whip out your cell phone and thumb out an SMS text message to your support team, which is concealed safely outside the perimeter. As the Military Police drag you off, you smile, knowing that you got a message out. What did you send?

The rules of the game are thus: Write a text message to your team after discovering the contents of the secret hanger at Area 51. Your entry can be drama, comedy, horror--anything you want, so long as it is creative.

Unlike almost every other text contest, you may use emoticons, abbreviations, and SMS text message slang in your entry. However, remember that many voters may not be familiar with all of the lingo (or any of it!), so don't get too esoteric.

Also remember that SMS messages are limited to 160 characters, including spaces.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Length Limit: 160 Characters. This is an SMS text message on a phone; Entries longer than 160 characters will be disqualified.

Entries:

Its me

Its me, millions of copies of me. I have to go. I am coming to get me. Send help.

Word count: 19


No Wonder They Kept This A Secret

I’m inside. They’re green, they smell and they are everywhere. They cover every square inch of the place. It is the biggest grow house I have ever seen.

Word count: 28


Ltl Grn Men

OMG! Ltl grn men! I thnk thr running the place. Big hds. Bug eyes. Big party. Beer bongs. Pot. Chz puffs. Alpha Lambda Nu frat?

Word count: 25


Conspiracy theory

SEARCHING MAINFRAME NOW. JFK, ROSWELL,ELVIS DISAPPEARANCE CONSPIRACIES NOT BASED IN FACT.ALL PART OF DELIBERATE MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN TO MASK THE FACT THAT TH

Word count: 23


Fantasy

OMG fairytales tru. drgon pxie u-corn troll pegsus phenix cookiehouse & more Call press! Call lawyer! MP witch w/ magic wand! Need princess!!!! Ribbit!!

Word count: 23


The message

OMG! It's full of stars!

Word count: 5


hanger 5a

team, it's 100% confirmed: Elvis is not dead! Check it out... (file img0023.jpg attached)

Word count: 15


Whoops!

Area 51 in. I stumbled over a switch. Opened gates, creatures loose, my bad, RUN!

Word count: 15


dual discovery

huge metalic disk! ezekiel's wheel "sparkling like ice". it contains long wooden 'ship' w/portholes- "300 cubits". not at ararat. two by two. two by two!

Word count: 25


Out of time

Xenomorph@5A. tell mywife i

Word count: 4


In laws.

Area 51 in. hly crp. U wer rite, my ex wif was n alien.

Word count: 14


Hologram

OMG the president is a hologram

Word count: 6


ITS A SHAM

Omg its a party house!!! Lots of big big people, everyone drunk everyone dancing etc... Why the secrecy, find out and spread the word. Peace!

Word count: 25


A51

OMG! I c UFOs!
LOL j/k ;)
I see zero.
Nothing here.
w8 minute.
OMG! JFK!
2pac! MLK!
I c Clones!
Gvt. Clone
People!
Guard coming
TTFN!

Word count: 26


StarDate

Star Trek...was a documentary series!!!

Word count: 6


Let's eat!

@H5A OMG SAW BODY NT HUMN! NT ANIML NT ERTH

BRNG KFC LOOKS HUNGRY

Word count: 14


THE INTELLIGENT INTRUDER ;-)

“Oh my God!! Guys! do you believe this? I have made it!! Boy! this is sensational!! You should really see this! wow!! what a sight here!!! This place is a-“

Word count: 30


Found him

I saw into the hanger. I was shocked to see him. It was the last place that I would expect. But sure enough, standing in a crowd inside the hanger was Wally.

Word count: 32


Area 51

Got me. Save selves. 51 Empty.

Word count: 6


Message Received

Guys, I'm in!

There's a glass tank containing some sort of organic matter ... and a sign warning that whatever is inside has telepathic powers ...

OMG I can feel it ... it's talking 2 me OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Word count: 38


Missing!

Saw in! Elvis, Amelia Earhart, Glenn Miller & Judge Crater playing cards. Look just like when they disappeared. Aliens waiting on them. Experiments in bridge?

Word count: 24


area 51

Mom is ok

Word count: 3


Funding

Hangar 5A confirmed sighting –immediat backup reqrd-. NEED TO INVESWT IN WALKYTALKY!

Word count: 12


Avenge Death

Position compromised-extraterrestrial confirmed in Hangar 5A- avenge death or capture!!@!

Word count: 10


ALIEMS

OMG SIGHTED. 5A=ALIEMS. BAKUP NOW.

Word count: 5


Too late?

I managed to get a look into the hanger, and I saw a man singing into the end of a mop. There saw nothing else. His voice was surprisingly good.

Word count: 30


first transaction

blinding light. they're everywhere!
mountains w/teeth- sharp/white.
files. mirrored view- obscured. alien language/code?
OT:^{1881<>YRIAFHTOOT:^{0881<>YRIA

Word count: 14


No aliens?

Our dreams have been realized... ballerina elepants? That's not aliens...

Word count: 10


Missed significance

I do not know why that hanger is so well guarder. All there is inside is an old Piper aircraft. I managed to get a look at most of the tail number. It was N215

Word count: 35