It's just like an MSPaint War, but not! Here is your chance to be be creative, poetic, and cruel, all at the same time. In this contest, your task is to poke fun at your fellow Worth junkies in haiku form. (a three lined poem with a very specific format: first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables)Example, courtesy of icepigs:My Juror's StarThank you for that StarYou recognized my greatnessWhat took you so long?The rules of the game are thus: In haiku form ( first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables ), tease your buddies both humourously and mercilessly, in accordance with our text contest guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 14 days for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.
I won’t need a job,If I win these Worth Jackpots.Leave me alone, Mom!
Fanatic's flatus:Ever-primed for propulsion,Farts launch him skyward.
At first it was n00bs“Why did my entry score low?”Now, everyone whines.
Birthday thread guruMultiMedia goddessFire your hairdresser
Serial commas -Not a capital offense.Dang grammar Nazi.
"Brendan ,Grammer King",Dont knoe you to Well,sir but,Doese this; drive yuo nuts !?
There must be a way!How can I show my Worth Rank,When on Match dot com?
Is that a bev post?Facial wound, and crusting blood!It's not? What the heck??
That thread you posted,was an embarassing pleafor more attention.
You got a score of8.5 on your entry,and you're complaning!?
Thanks for your comment."LOL" is great feedback.Very constructive.
Five feet two inchesOne might ask..."Who is that short?"PixelDustMT
Lover of details,Ercolano posts volumes.But who understands?
Voting has begun!I’m glued to the leader board!‘Til I drop ten spots.
First place is for meI always strive so damn hardWho do I sleep with?
Hair of a hippieTattoos that scare small childrenTry to get a tan
The mighty choppersCome to text for haiku warsD00d, your spelling sucks
"Paintwars hurt my hart!"Poor you. Oh, boo farking hoo!Grow some skin, whiner.
Sad sassy seahorseIs not sassy nor a horseSo why the long face
Would love to enterBut without knowing you allIt's hard to poke fun
An unknown forum There is a text section here?Who would have guessed it
Make room for the best,As you all rot to your graves.Adolescents RULE!
"Hall of Fame" leadersYou too afraid of Jared? He's only human
Only seventeen.Tell me. You can do that, right?We'll let you use Paint.
Yet again letdown,For what has gone wrong this time,It's a masterpiece.
You have found your spot!You definitely excel!How 'bout something new?
Vote for my HaikuI will be very happyOtherwise you suck
I’ve been gone so long.I came back for the Haiku.Well, good bye, so long.
Galoot, LadyMinZia, GM. Hey, Harry!Anni’s been busy
Be your very bestTry as hard as you can doThen pay off the judge!
Oh no, it is Text!They want me to write something!?OK, does this work?
I believe in youI value all you give meCan you spare some change?
If Mister SnugglesAnd Hannibal Lecter met,Who would live to tell?
Watcha got to load?You think you are all that dude!That last “chop” just BLOWS!
You have the money,But it never comes to me.Justice will be mine!
Five, four, three, two, one!Submit time is almost here!Maybe a trophy!
Politics rule hereMetaphors are not for theeWriting is still fun
Am I a writer?Or is it just I am strong?Maybe both can do!
I Watch You AfarI Have Learned From Your MistakesI'm Not A Loser!