Left-Handed Compliment 2: Fashion

"Oh, what a fabulous gown! I love it, it looked so sweet on granny before we donated it to the second hand charity bazaar - I am ever so glad it found a new admirer!"

I've never seen such an accurate interpretation of 80's style. It's like I've gone back in time about 20 years.

I'll be honest: when I first saw that outfit hanging on the rack at the store, I thought it was the most hideous thing I've ever seen. But that was before I saw you wearing it!

Quite fetching, in a daring way. I do admire people who do not care what others will think about them. That is such a bold fashion statement.

"Oh my Gawd, you look absolutely dashing in this minuscule low neckline top! Look, all those lovely parts of you pouring out at the most unexpected of places!"

My mom had that same outfit in 1982, and she just loved it!

It’s certainly eye-catching; so much so that I feel I need to blink when I look in your direction.

I'm impressed by how much you obviously know about 19th century fashion!

I am impressed that the designer could create a blouse that can also be a laundry bag or a retro seat cover for an Iroc.

I love the way you're dressed today.
It really takes me back to the carefree days of my childhood...
which is the last time I saw friends dressed like that.

What a pretty dress! There are so many flowers on it!

When someone is wearing that outfit, everyone stares. They have the immediate attention of everyone in the room, instantly. That ensemble can attract attention from outer space!

The plaid jumpsuit, normally a fashion “don't” boldly goes where no jumpsuit has gone before saying "YES I CAN!" The matching hat draws the eye upward, reducing your appearance of being vertically challenged. I will be watching fashion review columns, as I expect to see you there soon.

Wow, I wish I could pull of last season's shoes like you can...

Oh hi'ya. Hmm, woah! Theres something different about you isn't there? Let me just step back a few feet and take a sniff at you. Wow that leather jacket of yours really has some oceanic qualities to it doesn't it!

I really admire the moral statement you make with your outfit. We shouldn't give anorexia a chance!

A Skinny tie! You are so avant-garde. Is it a weight related issue; I hardly even noticed your stomach. Or are you going green? You know Recycle - Reduce - Reuse… Well, one thing is for sure, nothing says “I am Green” than ties from 1984.

You do look better in these glasses than the others. The others really emphasized your red, bulbous nose, crooked teeth and made your eyes seem even closer together than they are. Considering what you have to work with, you can’t ask for more.

Hey! What a dress! The material is so soft and gentle that you must feel like wearing nothing! The worthiest thing is that it's so cheap!

What a sensible outfit.

"my mom used to tell me that those colors do not match well together, but i think they look good on people like you"

This suit will definitely avert you looking too serious.

I have never seen a person as original as you.
I never tought i would actually find someone capable of wearing something like that!

"nice tie,looks great compared to the rest of your outfit and your socks and your phsical appearance.