In this text contest you are going to make up the name for a new country music song. It has to be really really good. Something along the lines of:
Here's a dime. Call your mama; tell her I don't love you no more
or
We ain't gonna be rockin' this trailer tonight
If you need inspiration, you can find almost 300 examples here--none of which, obviously, you can use in this contest. But you can do so much better!
The rules of the game are thus: invent a great name for a country song. By "great", we mean of course, "stupendously bad". It goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway: bring us your own original ideas only. One song per entry, please.
Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must.
You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submissions count.
Word Limit: 20. Entries longer than 20 words may be disqualified.
Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.
The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is 50 credits.
My Great Country Song Title
"My Dog is Ridin' Shotgun, and my Wife is in the Back"
Word count: 12
You made off with my beer and a pal 'o mine, I want my beer back, or my buck 99.
You made off with my beer and a pal 'o mine, I want my beer back, or my buck 99.
Word count: 20
Wrestling with my conscience
The Devil Put the Smackdown on Me (But Jesus Has my Back)
Word count: 12
Shiny teeth and beguiling laughter
Your smile reminds me of my mustang, but when I hear you laugh I think of my mule.
Word count: 18
Country Roads Take Me Home - I'm Feeling Very Sore!
"Chapped Chaps & Saddle Sore Blues"
Word count: 5
In Our Divorce, My Wife Took My Horse
In Our Divorce, My Wife Took My Horse
Word count: 8
Go and Beat Your Granny With a Big Ol' Stick
"GO AND BEAT YOUR GRANNY WITH A BIG 'OL STICK!"
Word count: 10