"Great" Name For A Country Song!

Rules:

In this text contest you are going to make up the name for a new country music song. It has to be really really good. Something along the lines of:

Here's a dime. Call your mama; tell her I don't love you no more

or

We ain't gonna be rockin' this trailer tonight

If you need inspiration, you can find almost 300 examples here--none of which, obviously, you can use in this contest. But you can do so much better!

The rules of the game are thus: invent a great name for a country song. By "great", we mean of course, "stupendously bad". It goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway: bring us your own original ideas only. One song per entry, please.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must.

You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submissions count.

Word Limit: 20. Entries longer than 20 words may be disqualified.

Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting.

The entry fee for this contest is 2 credits; the jackpot is 50 credits.

Entries:

My Great Country Song Title

"My Dog is Ridin' Shotgun, and my Wife is in the Back"

Word count: 12


Heart

Throw My Heart On The Dungheap Of Life

Word count: 8


Real lovin'

I slept under your trailer so you'd know that I cared.
(I couldn't believe what I heard from down there)

Word count: 20


I'd listen to that

Your Dog Didn't Really Run Away, Son

Word count: 7


Trash

It’s Time To Take Out The Trash (And That’s Why I’m A-Callin’ On You)

Word count: 14


You made off with my beer and a pal 'o mine, I want my beer back, or my buck 99.

You made off with my beer and a pal 'o mine, I want my beer back, or my buck 99.

Word count: 20


Selective Breeding

Don't Go Swimmin' in My Gene Pool

Word count: 7


Wrestling with my conscience

The Devil Put the Smackdown on Me (But Jesus Has my Back)

Word count: 12


Reality Bites

I know that she was cheatin' on me, 'cos the baby was too ugly to be mine

Word count: 17


Shiny teeth and beguiling laughter

Your smile reminds me of my mustang, but when I hear you laugh I think of my mule.

Word count: 18


If you leave...

If you leave, can I keep your cow?

Word count: 8


Dueling Hearts

She Drew at High Noon (and Shot my Heart in Two)

Word count: 11


Country honesty

Beer makes my sheep just a little more sexy

Word count: 9


Honkytonk Prenup

You get the truck, but that trailor's half mine.

Word count: 9


If only...

If only I could smother you like my Waffle House hashbrowns.

Word count: 11


One Key, Etc.

The key to my heart also starts my truck, and opens the door to my single wide.

Word count: 17


Springer-Style

The Test Don't Lie (She Ain't Actually Your Mother)

Word count: 9


You Look Good

You Look Good In Leather, But You Look Better On Me

Word count: 11


Thats Country

He Wore Flannel She Wore White

Word count: 6


Splitting Up

She May Get The Ranch, But I'm Keeping My Horse

Word count: 10


Running

"I Tried Running From my Problems But You Followed Me (and You're a Fast Runner)"

Word count: 15


country

"Forgot your name last night"

Word count: 5


Hanky Panky

She went to Hank's for some hanky panky and all I got was an old wet hanky

Word count: 17


country girl

Her Name WAS Bubba

Word count: 4


Country Roads Take Me Home - I'm Feeling Very Sore!

"Chapped Chaps & Saddle Sore Blues"

Word count: 5


My nose can't take.....

My nose can't take another sniff of your love.

Word count: 9


Redneck

I May Have Lost My Ten Year Contract (But At least I'm Still A Redneck)

Word count: 15


Urban Cowboy Breakup

He Sold our Loft Apartment, and Now I'm up in the Air

Word count: 12


Country Love

You've got me spinning like an old 45 on a jukebox in heaven.

Word count: 13


Cow Pies

She left me cow pies in the oven and the cat's in the cilantro again.

Word count: 15


Dirty Mouth

Now that your tongue has turned sour...you ain't gonna sweet talk me no more!

Word count: 15


My Horse

Of course it's you I adore, but my horse I love more.

Word count: 12


In Our Divorce, My Wife Took My Horse

In Our Divorce, My Wife Took My Horse

Word count: 8


My hearts a-breakin' ...

My hearts a-breakin' harder than a china horseshoe.

Word count: 8


Sweet Love

There's No Love As Sweet As My Dear Clara Belle

Word count: 10


I Used to Love You

I Used to Love You, But I Woke Up

Word count: 9


Walmart Woman

I first saw you in Walmart (Checkout line nine).

Word count: 9


Cheating Cowgirl

I'm packing up the chickens and the little milk cow and moving to greener pastures.

Word count: 15


Winter blues

"It's Not Snow and Ice That's Falling, it's My Heart"

Word count: 10


To Make You Love Me

I Killed All You Exes To Get You To Love Me

Word count: 11


Go and Beat Your Granny With a Big Ol' Stick

"GO AND BEAT YOUR GRANNY WITH A BIG 'OL STICK!"

Word count: 10


country song

ohhhhhhh, i shot ma dog last night

Word count: 7


Keys

Tickle the Ivories: The Piano Keys to My Heart.

Word count: 9


Painful title

Johnny's got castrated at the Rodeo

Word count: 6


A Lack of Pies

I heard a dude named Spooner says my babe's a shining wit

Word count: 12


The States Song

I Colorado your Texas, Maine Virginia.

Word count: 6


Losing the one you love.

The Day My World Went Away

Word count: 6


Dead love

Darlin' walk into the light when your gone, it might be hell the place where you belong

Word count: 17


Buffalo

Tennis with a buffalo

Word count: 4


Song

"This is a Great name for a country song"

Word count: 9


worst ever

Rock on you cowboy of the pickle farm in Tennessee.

Word count: 10


WOW

Climbing trees in a way of no other

Word count: 8


A song

City life

Word count: 2