Acrostic Wars 2

Rules:

From the producers of MSPaint Wars 31 and Haiku Wars 92, comes the next big thing in brutal backstabbing, derogatory drop-kicks and wicked wordplay.

Just when he thought it was safe to lurk in the forums… oh, wait. It is. It's almost dawn, and no one else is awake…

Jonesing for new threads,
And wondering if anyone's going to say anything at 3:00 a.m.
Gonna find anything new to read?
Obviously not - everyone's asleep.

The rules of the game are thus: Brutalize your fellow Worthian with a clever acrostic of their user name. One mean spirited acrostic per entry, please. Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 5 days for this contest so make your submissions count.

Entries:

HBomb

Heather:
Buy a newspaper
Open it to the 10-day forecast
My God!
Buy an umbrella

Word count: 15


Brains or Beauty?

Living proof that
Only the cute
Succeed.
Try as they may,
Ingenious textors can
Not beat her.
Yes, despite the
Opposition’s talent,
No one can
Knock her down.
Even if they
Really
Should have.

Word count: 35


DerAlt

Dormant for most of the time
Emerging now and then to rule a contest
Receives his trophies
Adds them to the pile
Lies in wait once more
To win again one day

Word count: 32


Meggie

Mother with an attitude,
Egomanical textor, she
Glowers and
Glares
Icily, giving the first place winners the
Evil eye.

Word count: 19


Galoot

Gregarious
Absurdities
Left
On
Occasional
Threads

Word count: 6


Galoot

Guess who
Always
Lurks
Online
Only
To stalk you-know-who?

Word count: 9


Frozen Pork

Invents
Crappy
Epic
Poems,
Instantly
Giving
Shudders

Word count: 7


Meowza

Maniacally
Eccentric.
Outlandishly
With it.
Zero
Ability


(I'll probably get banned for this one - or at least ex-communicated)

Word count: 18


Packing his lunch...

JohnnyLunchbox

Johnny
Only
Hits
Negative
Notes.
"You
Loser!
Use
Nothing but
Commas." is
His
Basic
Opinion.
X-rated avatar.

Word count: 18


Hawt Kansan

Makes
Embarrassing
Gastric
Grunts
In
Ecstasy

Word count: 6


mechanical monster

C orrupted and cruel, he is
L acking originality and strength, I rate him a
0 , because thats what he is, a
C atastrophic addition to our extraordinary
K nowledge base, his words, and his
W orks show his lack of skill and his IQ of
0 , which is accurate, as seen in his entries, which
R eek of poor ideas, and little skill, and he
K arts around so few trophys as a result!


ok, that was hard to do, since i love cl0ckw0rk's work so much. Notice, i did not point to specific entries, since even his poorest image would prove this wrong. Thanks for being a good sport, cl0ckie, and um... forgive me.

Word count: 116


hbomb

Heaving
Bosoms
Of
Masterful
Belles-lettres!

Word count: 5


Flu

Frighteningus us all in his
Lurid pink
Undies.

Word count: 8


Kzanderall

Kantian
Zoophobe
Actively
Negating
Discerning
Entries
Rendering
Any
Laughter
Ludicrous

Word count: 10


RCW

Really
Crabby
Wabbit

Word count: 3


jan vanleer

Just when you least expected this...
A bangin slam from the past to the present
Now, you lost a bunch of weight, but still look like a pig

Vindictive? maybe...but this gets you back for scaring so much that I nearly peed my pants...
And although it was nearly 30 years ago,
Now is the time to exact some revenge.
Light-headed is what I get when I catch a whiff of your bad breath
Extraction is the perfect idea for you..your 40 now...time to get rid of those zits
Exhaustion descibes what I feel after lengthy conversations with your boring husband during holiday get-togethers
Remember...your brother has a good memory...but this is only a contest entry...

Word count: 121


MEOWZA

Moronic
Eerie
Obnoxious
Weird
Zonked
Anomalistic

Word count: 8


Upon searching for a subject

Frederick
Looks...
Oh
No!
Do Clee
Oh.

Word count: 7