sk vs. Platynews

Rules:

In tonight's text matchup we have sk going up against Platynews. They have chosen 'Rube Goldberg Inventions' as the theme for their match and the stakes are a one-week losatar.

The rules for this contest are thus: describe the Rube Goldberg-style device submitted by the competitor in this contest. The players request that minor grammatical errors not be a large factor in your voting.

The players will have until 11:59 pm Worth time on Wednesday, March 2nd to submit their entries, followed by a voting period of 3 days.

Competitors are reminded to maintain anonymity during the contest.

Good luck!

Entries:

Coffe's Coffee Machine 5.3

"So .. sir ... here is the project that you asked!! As you can see the basic idea of removing puppies was a completely success! The Super Coffe Machine 5.3 will be an instant success!!!

I made some drawings with my pen to tell better about the “live” parts of the machine. As you can see, it starts with someone with a coffee desire … of even better!!! Someone with a Coffe desire!!! We have a great company … let’s use it more!! The guy put some coin and opens the machine. When he enters he sees a button and a space where the coffee will be delivered.

With a simple press of a button, the dragon will be scared and will flame the rocket making it hit the ramp that is connected to a platform to make the garbage ball slide through a ramp and activate the opening system of the Special Monkey Cage.

The Monkey will try to run to the nude monkey movie, but will fall in a hole that leads him to a corridor where he will receive a special suit to survive the heat and be painted in glue (old tests with monkey subjects said that just a few monkey grabbed the coffee cans … so its better to glue it on they). The fall in the corridor will also triggers a button that close the way back (toping the monkey to see the movie) and making slave gnomes be called to throw coffee cans (that I didn’t draw because you, the magnificent boss, didn’t show the new can design …. and I don’t know what kind of gnome slave we have …) to the spiral spring to make it come to the corridor where the monkey is.

The spiral spring will activate the crane with a special banana that will convince the monkey (now with a coffee can attached to his suit) to jump in the hot water (the temperature will be monitored by a fire gnome that will be under it).

The Special Suit in the monkey has a thermometer that will activate another crane, this one with a magic glove, to grab the monkey and make him go to another stage, where a levitation gnome will levitate the can and send it to the recipient where the consumer will grab it. When the coffee touches the recipient, it will trigger a special door that will open, making the monkey fall to the pit of the useless monkeys!

Then a special mechanism will be triggered to turn the wheel with the garbage balls, teleport another monkey to the cage and tell the dragon to build another rocket.

Okay Sr. … now can I you give me my payment?? or you don’t like to hurt monkeys too?”

Word count: 456


How to Sign for a Package

(1) - Little man depresses bellows.

(2) - Paper airplane is propelled by air from bellows, causing it to fly.

(3) - Airplane hits power button on television set, turning on channel 87.

(4) - Bird in cage, scared by the sound of the television's static, flies out of the cage.

(5) - Dart, which is lying at the end of the wrapping paper tube, is pushed in by the panicked bird.

(6) - The dart, which has been propelled through the tube, exits the end of the tube and hits the bullseye. The bullseye, however, is actually a pressure sensor built into the wall.

(7) - The robotic arm, which is released by the sensor, lowers to the level of the delivery man and signs an X on the paper, thus signing for the package.

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This key is for the entry 'How to Sign for a Package'!

Word count: 144