HAIKU WARS 3

Life moves as it should.
The world functions properly.
Norrit got second.

You have no entries
but you hand out harsh critique.
Let's see you do it.

Visited Hbomb,
Sweaty pink fur in her bed.
The secret is out...

You vote it a 3,
and you comment "This is great!"
You can kiss my ass.

Who’s that "Arsi" bloke?
He must owe Cyn a fortune
For making his chops.

She's a doll, ain't she?
Is she a Llama? No, but
she's just as hairy.

"It's simple!" he says.
"Just do it like this." Yeah, sure.
Just draw like DerAlt.

Bomb, You Sultry Thing
Always Running From The Truth
Just Kiss The Bunny

HBomb and Arsi.
Yap, yap, yap, yap, all the time.
Old married couple.

Ever wonder why?
IQ asks, "Where do you live?",
He is a stalker.

Seasons pass slowly
Like leaves floating across time.
Merchandising when???

That juror's entry
Is a cry for attention.
Let's all ig Norrit.

Why is it I feel
By the time Plime is online
I'll be DerAlt's age?

Tiddly knows diddly.
Sure, you have fun with words, but
Don't quit your day job.

Voted Ones and Twos?
Signed up three accounts? Not me...
My brother did it.

The Cat is still here.
And he still thinks he's funny.
Put the cat out, please.

Thinks she's a pirate?
Impossible. We all know
They're illiterate.

The text area
Just look at who hangs out there!
I will avoid it.

"Hey, I have candy!"
Jax, keep running the site, but
Stay away from me.

iZ is a genius
But he cna't typew orth a damn
Blaems the kyeboard -- riiiiiiight

Oh, oh, woe is me.
It won but I think it sucks.
Help feed my ego.

What's that on my leg?
Thrust, thrust, thrust. Backflip. Repeat.
My pants wear his joy.

Is it zan-der-all,
or is it kuh-zan-der-all?
I say kuh-doo-fus.

Blue vested greeters,
Bb, DD and Anni
welcome new users.

The Critic's Corner
sob, sob, sob, really should be
called the whine cellar

Scarlette must be rich.
She's the Haiku bidding champ.
Butt kissing showoff!:p

All hail King Icepigs
Master of the Sestina
Not of the Haiku

Using 60 lines
to make a simple comment.
Take a breath knightkat.

Corporate contests
Where an eight becomes a two
Lowballer's heaven

This site is not fair.
I can't vote high for my wife
and low for others.

Nice illustration.
You swear it's not a trace job.
(Your fingers are crossed)

Taz is still here, right?
What, no new winning entries?
Pffft. Flash in the pan.

I'm an oddity
Unpronounceable am I.
Nonetheless, I am.

Reading your entries
I gag on the vapor of
their foul perfection.

What's wrong with that Jim_,
I thought all Brits were cheery?
What's co[nf]ckney for "grouch"?

Anonymous friends
augmenting your votes with 10s
can't even help you.

Jago complaining:
"It's too freaking cold out there!"
Wear a coat dude. Jeez.

"I will beat you all!
I will win!" But the day ends
with a sad bunny.

The Canuck admins
Are taking over? Yeah, but
Jax still gets the cash

To become Admin
he kisses butt, turning his
pale Swedish nose brown.

If no-one is there
And hb falls in Ev'rett,
Does she Puget Sound?

Here he comes with his
worthless IRC knowledge.
Leave your house for once.

H2H Forum
where in the heck is Flondo?
It is so quiet!

Little Pink Bunny
Scurrying Hither And Yon
Hiding From Her Wrath

Moon needs to STEP UP!
to the "life" fountain and then
take a great big drink.

Thanks a lot n00bie.
You must be very confused.
My entry just lost.

I hate judging these.
Counting up the syllables
Makes my fingers hurt.

There’s a text section?
Where even Arsi can’t win?
Hbomb nirvana.

Patch Queen with two kids.
If she plans to chop again,
She needs a new patch.

She is our kitten.
Kellenheller is Nice, but
she's got fleas and lice!

Eyepatch and parrot.
HB..."The Blackbeard of Worth"
(Bet she gets seasick)

Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak,
Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak,
Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak, Flu.

Let's "Mate-An-Admin"!
What would their progeny be?
One hot hBunny!

Blue Bunny Ice Cream
Is great, but when I think of
Pink Bunny, I Scream

Oh no, this entry
is early in the contest.
It will never win.

Statistician? Sure:
Spends his time checking figures.
Number nerd? No way.

hbomb's a writer.
Know who really writes those words?
Her parrot of course!

MisterIQ sucks
No other way to say it
Oh, and his beard smells.

I Stepped Up. Big Whoop.
I didn't even get the
Ginsu Knife bonus.

what would moonman do
with one thousand and fifty
boxes? nothing! ha!

Galoot has a job
It's psychic mumbojumbo
Trust every word

He showed up today.
Posted in the forums. Wait...
BigPeeler was gone?

We are the coolest
at Worth. It must suck not to
be Canadian.

"I went home early;
my contest ends tomorrow."
Get your ass to school!

mustache and eyebrows
Groucho borrowed these from him
MeanMrMustard

To the choppers and
Photogs and illo freaks, hi.
Welcome to text land!

*rob_church has joined #GOD

hail <@God> hail <@God> ...DAMN!

*rob_church Quit(gotcha!)

Norrit Loves Dorie
Cyn, Seabie, Scarlette, And Kat
But They Love Galoot

Where'd his winners go?
Guess his mantle must be full,
Or was it just luck?

Hbomb and Arsi
argue about winning, but
both will lose to me.

The spoken word is
Uttered, Muttered, And Abused
KZ's on the mic!

He's pink and fluffy,
he adores the Sugar Shack.
A good place to barf!

HBomb has an itch.
She's allergic to bunnies.
*Applying ointment.

Look at me dammit!
No eyes is not an excuse.
wait, I guess it is.

Eurydice -- oh so
NICE! But I bet she picks her
nose while she's Worthing.

Arsi and hbomb
Squabble like husband and wife
In the forums. Love?

"Ain't you a cutie!"
He says (to ALL the Worth girls).
That’s Dallas_TX!

Waste your life in here.
You spend it all on nothing.
That is why I'm here.

rdunsford can't write,
I spit on the work produced,
It makes me want death.

Comp. guidelines are thus :
"Textors be cruel." Diss Anni?
No way! *&%# this rule!

Notes:
cruel = one syllable.
*&%# = substitute for a one syllable Anglo-Saxon term meaning "go forth and multiply"

My entry is great!
Go back to the training grounds;
it is terrible!

Willie Idol Rocks!
Serial hour killer
Smoke gets in your eyes.

Super chicks are HAWT!
"Hit me with your laser beam!"
dew drips from a branch

There's something 'bout Goo.
Would she fart at the movies?...
She ate broccolli.

brand new babies here
sleep and cry and eat and poo
stinky stinky poo