The best part about this contest is that you knew it was coming. Just not when. HA!In today's rapid-fire media-blitz world, getting your message out to the consumer is more challenging than ever. From the early jingles of "plop plop fizz fizz" to the invasive "i'm lovin' it", catchy songs and slogans are the key to getting the brand and the product into the heads and on the tips of the tongues of consumers.But, what happens when the best of marketing intentions goes terribly wrong? In this contest you're to create an annoying, obnoxious and completely unsuccessful slogan or jingle for a popular product or brand. These are the ones left on the advertising room floor. Remember, this is parody, so keep your sense of humor and keep it clean. You have five days for this contest, so make your entry count. Review all of Worth 1000's Text Contests Guidelines before entering, because poor entries will be disqualified.Text Guideline: 25 words
When your tummy achesAnd your gut starts to shiver,Run like the wind,Not like a riverWith Implodium!
When television's not enoughTo distract your pride and joy
You can keep him still or shut her upWith a shiny new GameBoy!
What was that?I can't hear!I-Pod's stuck, In my ear.
I-Pod holds,A thousand songs!A million pirates,Can't be wrong.
*Until they're sued
Microsoft: Cuz it's not like you've got a choice, so choose... Microsoft.
Forget about cholesterol,Because everyone dies!
Carbs aren't that bad,They look good on your thighs!
Have another Big Mac,We love your Supersize!
Dexatrim: Because proper nutrtition and exercise are for losers!
Have a "slump" and feeling weary?Want your wife to "Thank you, Deary"?Try our Blue Pill, Get Up and Cheery!Try Viag-RAH today!
Viagra....
"If it keeps you going for 4 hours, a trip to the hospital is no big deal."
Bean-0h! ~Your feedback helps us improve our product. Your backsides keep us in business.
Philadelphia: A little taste of heaven, with all the fat in Hell...
The All-Time Leader in Excitement—Ford, the maker of Edsel, Pinto, Gran Torino, and Fiesta! Want excitement in 2006? See your Ford Dealer today.
Hoober- Our vacuum cleaners really suck!
Which is better? Sex? Chocolate? Eat us.
Then, decide.
Try cow eye burgers at McDonald's,With spleens and back rump bone.Ronald McDonald has got heart conditions,So leave you arteries at home.
Disclaimer: Several employees were fired and subsequently sued for the above jingle.
"I'm a Peeper, he's a Peeper, wouldn't you like to be a Peeper too?"
For peace of mind on the road,You will have no fear of crashing,Dunlop tyers is what you need,Three Cheers! They're simply SMASHING
M&M's
The Snacking, Chewing, Non-Melting, Anytime, Multi-colored, so you can get a sugar rush medicine.
Its the NyQuil slogan, changed to accomodate something that tastes better
RC Cola ~ It's nothing like the Real Thing.
Yeah, we're not exactly sure what it does either. But it has vinegar! That's gotta be good for something.
Buy it. Buy it! Buy it!! BUY IT!!! BUYITBUYITBUYIT BUY IT!!!!!
Chicken made the way some old fat white dead guy from the South 100 years ago did!
(Could be altered and used for Wendy's)
Tide with Soap Alternative!
It's all washed up.
I ate cheaper, chewed sweeter, and gave into temptation I’d been denying and Ronald said you’ve got the chance to live like you were dying.
"It takes a kicking to keep it ticking."
Timex CorporationRejected Slogan #25:01
Spend more Bucks for your Star-Coffee!
PLay's Potato Chips! You'll Only Want To Eat Just One... Tasty goodness and all your minimum daily requirements in just one small chip!
Feel a rumble in ya tummy? Want somethin´ yummy? Goldfish! Yum in your tum, they´re Goldfish!
Lead singer: "If you smell like IT, And your lovelife's down the john, Tickle your sweeheart's jaded schnozz, By spraying IT-GON on..." Back-up singers:"Your---self---of----coursssssse"
Wilson Footballs, made from the freshest leather around. Your ball will be as smooth as Leather Face's face.