Here are the rules:It's the year 2500, Earth is part of a Galaxy-Wide community of planets and systems. The powers-that-be are about to launch a huge ad campaign to increase tourism to our humble blue-green world. Your job, create the ultimate slogan for our space-faring visitors.General Rules: Entries for this contest should be one or two sentences only (less than 30 words), relating directly to the above scenario. You may only have one "slogan" per entry. Review Worth 1000's Text Contest Rules before entering.Entries may be disqualified at the sole discretion of the administrators.
Earth--Where the universe revolves around YOU!
Earth - 8 billion Humans can't be wrong!
"so much more than primordial soup".
Featuring 21% oxygen for your convenience, atmospheric disturbances, and seismic movement fun for the whole family… Planet Earth: It’s not a detour, it’s a destination!
Earth.
We've got Verdi, veal, Vegas and vodka.
Something for everyone.
(Must be 21 or older. We Card.)
It’s cold, it's hot, it's wet, it's dry, it's peaceful, it's violent, it's Earth. Whatever you want, we’ve got it. (Besides, where else can you get Oreos?)
Come for the hot, sandy beaches - stay for the bubbling oceans. Earth, where global warming has reached galactic proportions!
Visit Earth - with a wonderful atmosphere, its a great place to take a breather!
Small Print: Correct at time of print, in most places.
Planet Earth: Breathable air, Favourable climate, Stable gravity… It’s EXTRAterrestrial!
See water fall from the sky and lava shoot from the ground! See miles of ice and miles of sand! See millions of different species! Visit EARTH!
Earth - Enjoy it while it lasts!
The Blue Planet: So down to earth, you won't even feel the urge to phone home!
EARTH:
Because
E-veryone deservesA peaceful,R-elaxing placeT-o callH-ome sweet home
Enjoy water sports? Don’t be fooled by our name! Our planet’s surface is more than 70% water!
Oxymorons – or just morons?
See the Galaxy’s only ‘intelligent life form’ with a finger permanently on the self-destruct button: visit Planet Earth NOW, before it’s too late!
Come visit Earth: a natural wonder untainted by human life since the last war. And the nuclear radiation should be down to safe levels any day now!
Ski, surf, swim, sail or simply slow down and de-stress, in the thermal waters of the Polar Regions – includes FREE caviar for all!
Welcome to Earth.
Please refrain from probing the locals.
Venus? Mars? Pluto?
Nowhere else has an atmosphere like Earth!
Earth: There's water here.
Come and Visit Planet Earth:English and 796 Interplanetary Languages and Dialects Spoken Here
Come to Earth today! With the hottest babes in the galaxy, you can't go wrong here.
Free will has its consequences! Come and enjoy them in this wonderful planet. Earth welcomes U!
Welcome to Earth,home of the frivolous lawsuit!
After years of thermal nuclear war, Earth is the place to recharge your spaceships and appliances. Plug in and let our mutant waitresses recharge your batteries while you wait.
Welcome to Earth. We're overpopulated enough as it is, so please don't stay long.
VISIT OUR PLANET EARTH ~ THE BEST KEPT SECRET IN SPACE! Come to Play - You will Stay
COME ON OUT OF THE BLACK AND ONTO THE BIG BLUE….YOUR VACATION DESTINATION, EARTH, THE BIG BLUE….
Visit the Alzheimer's planet and stay longer than you expected!
Our planet, the most amazing place on earth!
The most strange behavior in the galaxy! Only for your eyes! Check it on Earth!
Cone and visit Earth! Where Monkeys got their start!
Only my second entry, I would welcome critque.
Contamination is not only a concept in the universe. Live it wild on Earth! Come to visit us!
On this lovely planet Earth we have games galore. Even if you don't like games, you can have fun laughing at others that do like games!
Come to see what oxigen can do for a planet!
War?crime? Extincted behavior? Live it again in the only place that can offer it! Only on Earth!
The most beautiful and friendly dwellers in the Milky Way. Earth got them! Come!